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Translated by Ollie Richardson

15:46:01
28/09/2016

Vladimir Kornilov

Imagine the level of paranoia they have, if the representative of NATO in Moscow Robert Pszczel in all seriousness retweeted this: “all restaurants have FSB-supplied dishes or ashtrays with built-in bugs”.

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I imagine how many dishes the FSB must deliver every day to Russian restaurants! And how the restaurant owners must be punished for breaking dishes with bugs? And does each and every waiter know about their responsibility for damaging a wire?

Remember, if you see a fly in your Borsch – it’s not a fly, but a bug. It is said that photographic evidence of this has already appeared:

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Exclusive!!! Secret FSB dishes are already in every restaurant in the country!

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